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"Waiting On" Wednesday is a bookish meme where were share upcoming releases that we are waiting on.
White Girl Problems
by Babe Walker
Release Date: January 2012
Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But now her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab—that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys—and she's decided to write her memoir, detailing White Girl Problems such as:
• All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you.
• I hate my horse.
• I'll eat anything, as long as it's gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic.
• No matter what I do, I will never be as strong or thin as Gwyneth.
• Hell is a bed with less than six pillows.
Like Cher from Clueless or Elle Woods from Legally Blonde, Babe Walker will annoy, inspire, and endear herself to readers in equal measures.
Doesn't this sound like a fun book? You can read a chapter for free @ book.babewalker.com and you can follow @whitegrlproblem on twitter for some funny character tweets!